My Carrot Problem

Okay, so you see I'm having a small problem at school. Everybody thinks that carrots are orange but they're wrong! Carrots are pink! Well, you know, nobody knows the secret behind them. You know how when you take them out of the dirt they are pink? Well, that is when you are supposed to eat them. But no, everyone eats them orange. Why do you think they are called car-ROT? Because people eat them rotten! I'm just saying that's disgusting! Seriously, ewww! So the next time you ever think about eating an orange carrot, think again! Cuz remember car-ROT!